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December 31


expand/collapse My Apologies To the President
by Stephen McCauley
I apologize for getting a little crazy whenever I hear your voice on the radio. I don't know if it's possible to develop an aural allergy - especially this late in life - but I think that might be what's at play. When I hear your tone when you articulate certain words - "terror" and "nuclear," to name two - a temporary form of Tourette's syndrome seems to kick in, and I find myself cursing at the top of my lungs, even when I'm alone in my car. For fear of having my response mistaken for road rage, I immediately switch to another station. I'm sorry.

Being a realist, I'm happy to accept that a candidate I do support is never going to go along with all of my positions. On the question of marriage, for example. Since at least 50 percent of all marriages between a man and a woman end in divorce in this country, my belief is that the best way to preserve the institution is to have a constitutional amendment banning heterosexuals from marrying. However, I don't expect any of the current crop of presidential hopefuls to stand up for it, and I'm OK with that.

expand/collapse Predictions for 2008
by Andy Borowitz
January: After paying five billion dollars for The Wall Street Journal, Rupert Murdoch will reduce the size of the paper by removing the facts.


expand/collapse Let’s Toast to Ten Good Things About 2007
by Medea Benjamin
As we close this year on the low of Congress giving Bush more billions for war, and the assassination of Benazir Bhutto in Pakistan, let’s remember some of the year’s gains that can revive our spirits for the New Year. Here are just ten.


expand/collapse The "Progies"
2007's Best Progressive Pictures
by Ed Rampell
2007 witnessed the apotheosis of the progressive trend in both features and documentaries, as 1000 filmic flowers bloomed. Unfortunately, for whatever reasons, ticket buyers often overlooked many of these pro-people, anti-establishment films. In order to highlight this movie movement, and to draw attention – and audiences – to them, the "Progressive Picture Prizes" is being launched. The "Progies" shine a light on films in a number of categories, honoring them for their achievement in crafting consciousness and conscience into content for a mass communications medium.


expand/collapse Dickheads of the Year
by Bill Maher
My picks for the biggest assholes of 2007


expand/collapse Police in Thought Pursuit
by Bruce Fein
Congress is perched to enact the "Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act of 20007 (Act)," probably the greatest assault on free speech and association in the United States since the 1938 creation of the House Un-American Activities Committee (HUAC). Sponsored by Rep. Jane Harman, California Democrat, the bill passed the House of Representatives on Oct. 23 by a 404-6 vote under a rule suspension that curtailed debate. To borrow from House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, California Democrat, the First Amendment should not distract Congress from doing important business. The Senate companion bill (S. 1959), sponsored by Susan Collins, Maine Republican, has encountered little opposition. Especially in an election year, senators crave every opportunity to appear tough on terrorism. Few if any care about or understand either freedom of expression or the Thought Police dangers of S. 1959. Former President John Quincy Adams presciently lamented: "Democracy has no forefathers, it looks to no posterity, it is swallowed up in the present and thinks of nothing but itself."

Denuded of euphemisms and code words, the Act aims to identify and stigmatize persons and groups who hold thoughts the government decrees correlate with homegrown terrorism, for example, opposition to the Patriot Act or the suspension of the Great Writ of habeas corpus.


expand/collapse Hillary Signals Free Pass for Bush
by Robert Parry
Hillary Clinton’s campaign is signaling that a second Clinton presidency will follow the look-to-the-future, don’t-worry-about-accountability approach toward Republican wrongdoing that marked Bill Clinton’s years in office.


expand/collapse Let's Stop Hillary!
by Paul Rogat Loeb
I know Kucinich supporters don't like Hillary Clinton. When I write about her, they respond, again and again. "She's a bought and paid corporatist." "She backed the Iraq war from the beginning." "She supported the regressive bankruptcy bill." In fact, many say, "If she's nominated I'm staying home." Or. "If Hillary gets the nomination, I'll change my registration to Independent and vote third party."


expand/collapse Huckabee’s Racist Hysterics
The Pakis Are Coming, The Pakis Are Coming!
by Pierre Tristam
Republicans are on a hysterical search for a candidate they can seriously call their own amid a field of bores (Thompson), stay-the-course warmongers (McCain, Giuliani) flip-flopping liars (Romney, Giuliani), 9/11 necrophiliacs (McCain, Giuliani) and reconstructed thugs (Giuliani, Giuliani). So they have seized on Mike Huckabee, who himself seized on a kind of manufactured oh-shucks sincerity as the most opportune seduction routine since Ronald Reagan’s genial head-cock (and look where that got us). The current narrative has it that Huckabee’s neotaliban view of the world (“My faith doesn’t influence my decisions, it drives them…. I don't separate my faith from my personal and professional lives,” “I support and have always supported passage of a federal constitutional amendment that defines marriage as a union between one man and one woman,” “I consistently opposed banning assault weapons and opposed the Brady Bill”) doesn’t matter because at least he’s sincere. He wears his faith on his sleeve, as if that somehow absolves him of nurturing a theocratic corporatism up his sleeve. Sooner or later the reality of Huckabee as a kind of reactionary that would make even Antonin Scalia think twice about voting for him will, one hopes, emerge. It’s beginning to.


expand/collapse The Chritian Right Files Its Teeth
by Jon Faulkner
In Iowa, the Christian Right is backing a preacher. Iowins, and other Americans of the Christian Right, should take a little time out from Bible thumping and attempt an understanding of why church and state should be mutually exclusive. James Madison, often referred to as The Father of the Constitution said, "During almost fifteen centuries has the legal establishment of Christianity been on trial. What have been its fruits? More or less in all places, pride and indolence in the Clergy, ignorance and servility in the laity; in both, superstition, bigotry and persecution."

But Iowins are backward, ignorant and dadgum proud of it.


expand/collapse United States of Jesus Christ
by PM Carpenter
Voting for Mike Huckabee is voting against all that America was founded on. Your right to believe in the choice of faith you want or to ignore faith entirely. Huckabee is hoping that many people will take their faith to the poll and elect him as America’s beacon of light back to Christ but I personally do not believe Jesus ever wanted a political office that proposed hate or judgment on anyone he loved. All you non-believers included.

Our nation and the foundation it was built on will stand strong when we have a President that believes that his or her faith can not come first when governing. We are a house built with many products called faith and the roof needs to be replaced. Mike Huckabee is not Jesus Christ, I know Jesus Christ Sir. And you Sir are no Jesus Christ.

Today's Quotes:

"I hope we answer the alarm clock and take this nation back for Christ."
- Mike Huckabee, 1998

"The national government will maintain and defend the foundations on which the power of our nation rests. It will offer strong protection to Christianity as the very basis of our collective morality. Today, Christians stand at the head of our country. We want to fill our culture again with the Christian spirit. We want to burn out all the recent immoral developments in literature, in the theatre, and in the press - in short, we want to burn out the poison of immorality which has entered into our whole life and culture as a result of liberal excess during recent years."
- Adolf Hitler, 1933
Editor's Notes & Rants:

Born-again Christianity is a choice, and there is a cure.

That's why they call it "dictatorship." Hillary is no longer taking questions from the audience on her campaign stops. She thinks you should listen to her, not the other way around.

New York Times hires NeoCon propagandist Bill Kristol. (The paper he hates the most.) Kristol has been pretty much 100% wrong about everything he's ever written about, so this says a lot about the NYT.

NY Times still pushing mayor Bloomberg for president. Because nobody would know how to funnel tax money to the filthy rich like a billionaire.

Totalitarian capitalism. RIAA says it is illegal for you to make mp3s from your own CDs.

Having completely rebuilt New Orleans, and brought it back to its former glory, FEMA chief Gil Jamieson announces he's retiring.