Do you even begin to appreciate the damage to our country and the world you have helped do -- eight precious years irretrievably lost to confront the most serious threat to our planet's health ever faced, millions of Americans facing this holiday season on the brink of losing their homes, the value of the dollar evaporating as fast as our international reputation, the Constitution reduced, in the words of the President, to "just a piece of paper," and of course, more than $1 trillion dumped down the sewer of Iraq, thousands of American lives lost, tens of thousands more broken, and hundreds of thousands innocent Iraqis dead, some of whose crime was nothing more than approaching the wrong intersection at the wrong time.

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In a stunning development that has confounded medical experts around the world, doctors examining Vice President Dick Cheney said today that they have detected signs of a heart.

The vice president was rushed to the hospital over the weekend after complaining of chest pains, but no one in Mr. Cheney’s inner circle suspected that a human heart was the cause.