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expand/collapse Progeny of Gepetto
by David Podvin
In 1962, the Joint Chiefs Of Staff unanimously recommended that President Kennedy bomb New York City to frame Fidel Castro and provide a pretext for conquering Cuba. It is one of history’s most amazing coincidences that four decades later New York City was bombed and Saddam Hussein was framed and Iraq was conquered… imagine the odds against the original military plan recurring with such precision. In any event, John Kennedy was a liberal Democratic president rather than a conservative professional soldier so he opted against bombing the American people.

Despite conclusive historical evidence that the military has not earned a presumption of candor, liberals are being excoriated for doubting the congressional testimony of General David Petraeus. From the Republican perspective it does not matter that Petraeus is provably talking nonsense about American progress in Iraq – what matters is that liberals have no right to notice Petraeus is talking nonsense, and anyone who does notice is marginalized as being unpatriotic. Talk radio and Fox News and the rest of the Falangist commentariat feign outrage that a decorated military man is having his integrity questioned. Conservatives passionately argue that as a wounded war hero Petraeus is above reproach, but at the 2004 GOP convention these shameless hypocrites impugned wounded war hero John Kerry’s integrity by wearing Purple Heart-shaped band aids.

Totalitarians consider the truth to be seditious. The truth is that the United States military lies frequently, and patriotism dictates acknowledging that truth. The alternative is to follow blindly as the progeny of Gepetto prosecute unnecessary corporate wars that damage our nation. Combating military lies with objective facts guarantees being accused of treason, but failure to do so guarantees being complicit with treason.


expand/collapse Cluelessness Everywhere
by PM Carpenter
The Bush administration's successful kick-the-can scam is unprecedented in American history, as is the political opposition's apparent willingness to simply watch the can get kicked.

The Dems are as unprecedentedly clueless as the administration; hence the unprecedented nature of this entire fiasco.


expand/collapse De-Baathifiy America!
Bring on the Wimps
by Stephen Pizzo
In Iraq it was the minority Sunni Baath party that lorded over majority Shiites for decades. Here it's been GOP Baathists pushing everyone around. (Don't get me wrong, I'm not accusing Democrats of being Shiites. No. That would be an uncalled for slur on Iraq's Shiites.)

But the Republicans are demonstrably America's Baathists. And it's becoming increasingly clear that the majority of Americans are on to them, fed up with their corruption, incompetence, brutality and near-total disregard for the rights, needs and well-being of their own citizens.


expand/collapse Bush Plans for War on Iran
by Michel Chossudovsky
Quoting official sources, the Western media is now confirming, rather belatedly, that the Bush Administration's war plans directed against Iran are "for real" and should be taken seriously.

"Punitive bombings" directed against Tehran could be launched within the next few months.


expand/collapse Mukasey at the Bat
by Ruth Marcus
Mukasey is reported to be President Bush's choice to replace the departed attorney general, Alberto Gonzales. His selection would be an enormous relief to anyone who cares about the Justice Department and wants to see it recover from the multiple injuries sustained during Gonzales's tenure. He has the independence, stature, intellect and experience to help rehabilitate a battered agency.


expand/collapse Video: Betrayal of Trust
by MoveOn.org
MoveOn.org is responsible for the content of this ad. The Republican Party is responsible for attacking Freedom of Speech.


expand/collapse Satire: Help With Petraeus’ Testimony
by Will Durst
Q. How did Gen. Petraeus’ testimony in front of Congress go?
A. Pretty good. He emphasized that progress was being made in Iraq. The same way he talked about the progress being made in Iraq when he testified in the same room back in 2004. He might be using the same script.

Q. What’s the difference between then and now?
A. Back then, Baghdad still had electricity and water and the wheel.

Q. What happened to the Democrats holding the general’s feet to the fire?
A. Everyone except Moveon.org scampered away like 12-year-old girls running from a big hairy spider.


expand/collapse Constitution Day 2007
by Eric Lane and Michael Oreskes
What is the most important date in American history? Most of us would swiftly answer the Fourth of July. But think about today, September 17th. On this date in 1787 the convention in Philadelphia completed work on one of the greatest acts of creative leadership of all time, "this Constitution of The United States." Their work rescued America from what Madison later described as "gloomy chaos" and set the world marching toward what we can now see as the Age of Democracy.

Today's Quote:

"We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."
- US Constitution, September 17, 1787
Editor's Notes & Rants:

Today is Constitution Day. Before the advent of the neocons' totalitarian Unitary Executive dictatorship, this document actually had some relevance in our government. Ah, those were the days.

Then again, some people say the Constitution was never legitimate, anyway.

Dead man wakes up during autopsy.

Western red states are seeing red over Bush's destruction of the environment to profit his Big Oil buddies.

OJ Simpson arrested and charged with 6 felony counts, including robbery with a deadly weapon, conspiracy to commit robbery and burglary with a firearm. TMZ claims to have an audio recording of the robbery. A judge has ordered Simpson held without bail, and he faces up to thirty years in prison if convicted.

ACLU files "friend of the court" brief to aid Larry Craig, saying solicitation for sex is constitutionally protected under the First Amendment. I guess this means it will remain legal for straights to pick each other up in public.

Bush picks Giuliani advisor to replace Alberto Gonzales, pissing off the right, who wanted an "in your face" fascist to hold the post. [AFP] [AP] [WSJ] Mukasey is a judge who has ruled against the administration regarding legal rights of Gitmo detainees. I'm not sure how you pronounce his name, but let's hope W doesn't nickname him "mucus boy."

In your face. Cheney brags that he isn't leaving any incriminating evidence behind. Maybe this explains why 6 people involved in "accidentally" loading those nukes onto that bomber have died in the last week.

Former Senator Lincoln Chafee quit the GOP, which has become too unAmerican to stomach anymore. [AP]

Bill Maher drinks the KoolAid, turns into a neocon 9/11 shill.

The rabble must never catch on to how unpopular this god-damned war really is. Fox censors Emmys when Sally Field makes comment opposing war.

Blackwater down. Iraq is kicking out US paramilitary contractor, after they killed 8 civilians on Sunday. [AFP]

Police arrest at least 190 at ANSWER's anti-war protest in DC on Saturday. One thought to seriously consider: When the '08 elections come around, there will still be more US troops in Iraq than there were when the country voted in the Democrats in '06 - to end the war. The Democratic Party has become nothing more than a false-advertising campaign.

John McCain decides being a Baptist will help his campaign to win over the Religious Right. Well, you remember what happened to John the Baptist...