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March 1


expand/collapse Hillary's Idea of Fun
Or, how the once favored candidate resembles the most loathed girl on campus
by Andrew Gumbel
About 40 minutes into the debate, I noticed what might be described as the converse phenomenon: that this woman really doesn’t have a sense of humor. And if she thinks something is funny, or “fun,” as she sometimes puts it, it is pretty reliably a signal to the rest of us that something distasteful or outright disgusting is afoot.

I mention this not because I think it is important or even particularly interesting to psychoanalyze Clinton’s personality, but because I want to try to understand why a woman this self-assured, this manifestly competent in many ways, this ferocious at defending her corner and putting her passions on the line, is at the same time hurtling toward political self-destruction at warp speed.

expand/collapse Animation: Pop Goes the Hillary
by Ann Telnaes
Personally, I prefer the image of a house dropping on her.


expand/collapse Satire: KKK Endorses Obama
by James Crowe
Speaking from his Kentucky office in Dawson Springs, the Imperial Wizard exclaimed that anything or anyone is better than having that "crazy ass bitch" as President.


expand/collapse Obama's No Progressive
by Michael Kwiatkowski
I realize Obama supporters don't like to read the truth about their candidate, and who can blame them? After eight years of destructive Republican policies, the desperation for some actual change -- even if it is only an illusion -- is certainly understandable. But it is because desperation can lead to making serious mistakes in an election year critical to America's future that it is important for Democrats to know exactly who it is we're prepared to hand the nomination to. Barack Obama simply is not a progressive, he's just another DINO who has somehow managed to fool a lot of people.


expand/collapse The Obama Craze
Count Me Out
by Matt Gonzalez
Once I started looking at the votes Obama actually cast, I began to hear his rhetoric differently. The principal conclusion I draw about “change” and Barack Obama is that Obama needs to change his voting habits and stop pandering to win votes. If he does this he might someday make a decent candidate who could earn my support. For now Obama has fallen into a dangerous pattern of capitulation that he cannot reconcile with his growing popularity as an agent of change.

I remain impressed by the enthusiasm generated by Obama’s style and skill as an orator. But I remain more loyal to my values, and I’m glad to say that I want no part in the Obama craze sweeping our country.


expand/collapse Video: New Rules
by Bill Maher
What really frightens the Right about Obama.


expand/collapse Satire: Homegrown Terrorism
Keeping your eye on others isn’t sneaky - it’s patriotic!
by Mark Drolette
I, too, believe in First Amendment rights, even for those whose stupid views I respectfully disagree with, but, jeez, can’t they shut up about it already? These ingrates don’t care that by using the civil liberties our brave soldiers and uncounted mercenaries are killing thousands in Iraq to protect, they’re playing right into the terrorists’ hands, the very ones who hate us for the freedoms we used to have.

It’s obvious: We either fight them over there, or fight us over here. Since we’re much closer to ourselves, we’ll save billions in travel expenses alone. VRHTPA makes it easy for every American, young or old, to become personally involved in fighting the scourge of terrorism.

Today's Quote:

"The purpose of government is to rein in the rights of the people."
- Bill Clinton
Editor's Notes & Rants:

War Criminal in Chief. Bush to veto bill banning torture.

Visualize Nuremberg. Vets to testify to war crimes in Iraq. Screw Obama. When the neocons swing from the gallows, THEN American can have reconciliation. Obama would just leave the door open so they can come right back and do it all again.

Surprising nobody, AG Mukasey is refusing to do his job, and uphold the Constitution of the United States of America.

A nation of, by and for the corporate elite, against We The People. USDA chief outright refusing -- in front of Congress -- to protect Americans from Mad Cow Disease.

All this gov't ever does is lie, cheat, steal and kill. The Las Vegas Ricin story is just a little too "convenient," don't you think? Right when El Dubya is demanding legislation to take away more of our rights to protected us from "homegrown terrorism," a perfect example "just happens" to hit the news? How easy it would be for some spook to break into someone's room at night, spray a little ricin in his face, and then after he goes to the hospital, break back in and plant the "evidence."

Bush aide resigns for plagiarism. [NYT] [AP]

Something evil this way comes. Nazi Pope rants against gays, just like Hitler.

Andrew Sullivan thinks "no equal rights for gays in marriage" means Obama is somehow supportive of gays. What a maroon.

I renounce AND reject Hillary. Clinton thinks sexual harrassment is just fine and dandy.

Poll: 70% say MSM is out of touch. MSM not concerned, they've got "product" to sell.