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February 8

Editor's Notes & Rants:

Cheney puppet Bush endorses Cheney puppet McCain.

Ayatollah Dobson endorses Huckabee. Why do I suspect his objections to McCain were just part of a conspiracy to get Huckabee chosen for VP? Then they could assassinate McCain (whom they both despise) and then President Huckabee could establish their planned theocratic Kingdom of Hell on Earth to usher in the AntiChrist. It's either that, or "Dr." Dobson is just too stupid to realize that the Huckster can't possibly win, as he would have to get around 85% of the remaining 1,200 GOP delegates to secure the nomination.

Could Republicans trump a Hillary/Obama or Obama/Hillary ticket with a black lesbian VP? Would Dobson's head explode? Could I watch that on pay-per-view?

As a liberal and a realist, I have come the the conclusion that democracy would be better served by electing slime-mold than Democrats. At least an inanimate object wouldn't constantly lie to you about its intentions to actually do something, "someday."